I have a very serious sugary candy addiction, cultivated and nurtured over my 38 years, which for the first time I will be giving up come Wednesday. Cold turkey from such things as sugar and caffeine and other such tasties.

Needless to say I am getting drunk on taffy these days before. Eating those things I enjoy that I will be stopping eating for a time (but how long?!). And to be honest, there's a part of me that just doesn't want to make this easy on my body or mind.

Suffer little children.